I like to keep up to date with the goings on at FUKD plc. Mainly for the amusement value - BigCo just does not compare.
I was however, distressed to learn that fortune has smiled on Mr Motivator. He has managed to weasel his way into the affections of FUKD plc's luscious Office Manager. This is depressing news. In my imagination I see him alone and friendless in his cold empty rooms, with only his psychosis to keep him company. Not enjoying a very cool, and very leggy brunette (who, it has to be said, spurned my advances on a number of occasions.....)
