Again, the case against democracy strengthens. How could the voting public retain the dullard Brendan or the frankly distasteful Chris at the expense of the love terrier that is Danan!! The island will be the poorer for his departure.
I appreciate that this is a slight reversal on the 'decline of civilisation as we know it' position I had on Love Island last year. But, I now have the zealatory of a true convert.
The fact that Shane’s about a day, day and a half, away from a Max Cady style meltdown that’ll see him axe murder the other inmates. The terrible Westwood impression Chris puts on whenever he’s near anyone remotely ‘street’. The gloriously trashy Bianca ‘future face of Primark’ Gascoigne. The heart wrenching naivety of Lee ‘tiny tears’ Otway, blubbing into the camera that he’d made an arse of himself in front of millions of viewers – the audience is in the high thousands tops.
What's not to love
