TB: "Jacques! Jacques!"
JC: "What is it Tony?"
TB: "The people Jacques, they are demanding we end global poverty"
JC: "Mon Dieu! Are they at the gates of Gleneagles? Are they torching downtown Edinburgh?"
TB: "No, they're sitting in Hyde Park listening to Keane"
JC "Sacre Bleu! People, only 350 miles from this door are so incensed about the plight of starving Africans they're prepared to sit in the sunshine in front of bland, inoffensive pop"
TB: "..and wear little plastic wristbands"
JC: "Merde! This is serious. We must listen to their demands"
"Robbie!.........Robbie!........Robbie!