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Fool the World


Band Aid was depressing enough 20 years ago, but the denatured, diet Coke remake of 'Feed the World' is an abomination. Shrill C-list acts mouthing meaningless platitudes to make themselves feel warm inside.


Contrary to the prevailing view, babies still starve to death even if they're not on television. There truly would be a crisis if all they had to rely on was a few quid every couple of decades from the average guilt pricked British punter.


And contrary to the insulting lyrics of the track, Africa is not a barren basket-case populated by perennial victims. It's not a place where "nothing ever grows", or "no rain or rivers flow". Vast tracts of the continent provide excellent conditions for a variety of food and cash crops.


But it's a little difficult to make a living when the West imposes unfair trade restrictions. For example, Mali is a great place to grow cotton. But Mali is prevented from subsidising it's cotton production as a condition of the loans it receives from the World Bank. The US on the other hand subsidises it's cotton farmers to the tune of $3.4bn. Therefore it's cheaper to import US cotton into Mali than grow it there.


Saint Bob and his tribe of pop muppets are actually promoting poverty and starvation in Africa, not preventing it; by conning the great British public into believing they are actually doing something worthwhile.


Don't buy this rubbish.

5.12.04 23:38


Below is the tracklisting for my 2004 Christmas CD, and a tracklisting for previous years. Bands I've seen live (Shatner excepted...) and enjoyed during the year.


 











































































































































































































State of Play 2004fficeffice" />


 


William Shatner


Common People


Graham Coxon


Freakin Out


Ordinary Boys


Maybe Someday


Dead 60s


Riot Radio


Headway


Without a Word


Tat


Bloodstain


The Dears


Lost in the Plot


The Rakes


Ausland Mission


The Subways


1am


The Secret Machines


Nowhere Again


The Paddingtons


Loser


The Departure


All Mapped Out


We Rock Like Girls Don't


I Just Want to Stick My Head in the Bass Drum


Bloc Party


She's Hearing Voices


Kasabian


LSK


Razorlight


Vice


The Shins


So Says I


!!!


When the Going Gets Tough


Chikinki


Hate TV


The Killers


All These Things That I've Done


 


 


State of Play 2003


 


Stellastarr*


No Weather


Rocket Science


Being Followed


The Basement


Stuck on the Street at Minus Ten


The Stands


She Speaks of These Things


Interpol


PDA


Franz Ferdinand


Tell Her Tonight


Dogs Die in Hot Cars


Celebrity Sanctum


The Futureheads


A to B


The Kills


Fried My Little Brains


Fiery Furnaces


Crystal Clear


The Raveonettes


Attack of the Ghost Riders


New Rhodes


From the Beginning


The Black Keys


Thickfreakness


M83


0078h


The Distillers


Drain the Blood


British Sea Power


Carrion


I Am Kloot


Life in a Day


Keane


Bend and Break


The Rapture


Sister Saviour


 


 


State of Play 2002


 


BRMC


Whatever Happened to My Rock and Roll


The Beatings


Bad Feeling


The Music


The People


Billy Childish


Troubled Mind


The Datsuns


In Love


D4


Get Loose


Cooper Temple Clause


Film Maker


80’s Matchbox B-line Disaster


Celebrate Your Mother


Bellrays


They Glued Your Head on Upside Down


The Von Bondies


It Came From Japan


Electric Soft Parade


There’s a Silence


The Coral


Dreaming of You


Death Cab for Cutie


Movie Script Ending


Adult


Hand to Phone


The Libertines


Up the Bracket


Yeah Yeah Yeahs


Bang


Interpol


Say Hello to the Angels


(International) Noise Conspiracy


Capitalism Stole My Virginity


Ikara Colt


Rudd


The Liars


Grown Men Don’t Fall in the River, Just Like That


The Streets


Don’t Mug Yourself


Moldy Peaches


Who’s Got the Crack


 


 

9.12.04 21:29


what goes around


So I'm working on a presentation for a job interview. It's your standard strategic pitch - 'we want to move into market sector x, how do we do it'- basically a bit of free consultancy for them. The job is Marketing Director at a major competitor of BigCo. Nice position, tidy package, but unfortunately I'm not the one going to the interview. I'm prepping for my old boss from FUKD plc. His stint at Amalgamated Widgets was short lived, and didn't end pretty, so he's out in the market again. So I'm making him look good, on the understanding that if things should ever go sour at BigCo, I give him a call.

9.12.04 22:59


Not the greatest artwork for a poster, but a great album. Now if only I could get my hands on Maxinquaye and Dubnobass...........


    

13.12.04 21:10



They're making a list, they're checking it twice (although there doesn't seem to be evidence of any great effort to find out who's been naughty or nice). It's the traditional Christmas redundancy round.


It looks like a fairly random selection of unfortunate juniors who were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Doing pointless jobs, not because they were intrinsically stupid; but because they were directed to do so by people far more senior (and it has to be said stupider) than themselves. The formerly hot projects and initiatives of 2004 swept away to make way for 2005's hare-brained schemes.


I remain; continuing the unfashionable, but strangely resilient task of making money. However, our new austerity drive means I'm faced with a recruitment freeze. No lovely assistant for me this year.....


No such privations for our Board who will be well bonused for the combination of hubris and idiocy which put the company in this position. I'm sure our, soon to be, former employees will draw comfort from that.....

21.12.04 21:27





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